Ah lek was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 & 10 . Not only did he do it 1 to 10 , he did it again from 10 back to 1 . This is what he came up with .....
1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep . But the couple saw me , so I panic and 4 down . The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me . I ran until I fell 6 and threw up . So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him . Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him . 10 God he run away .
10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven . Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6 . He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work . He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down ! I don't understand . I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1 .
Caller : Hello,can I speak to Annie Wan? ( anyone)
Operator : Yes,you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sam Wan ( someone) And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's
this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan ( no one ) was
involved in an accident. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being
sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then
the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't
have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Lee. (sorry)
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!
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